regarding falling over the baby gate 1000 times, "I hate that gate! I'm going to sacrifice it to the fire!"
You know what driving has taught me, "to believe that people everywhere are unintelligent and prone to murder by default!"
"I'm whipping up some junk- pretty sure Martha Stewart would never day that."
"Gum gives intelligent people cow-like qualities."
"I am not June Cleaver!"
"So I cooked an oven mit, it's happened before."
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